i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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