You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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