I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
a search helicopter?!
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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