I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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