i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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