is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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