Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Randomize
