You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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