Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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