Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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