You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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