I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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