Who did Billy Mays play for?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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