i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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