break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Randomize
