theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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