And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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