This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
