I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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