Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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