Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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