So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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