Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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