But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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