if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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