You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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