a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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