This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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