He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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