it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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