Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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