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it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I am spending my child support on dildos

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(516): View more from New York

this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore

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(630): View more from Illinois

just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.

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we live in such a classy society.

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(512): View more from Texas

She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..

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(501): View more from Arkansas

He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.

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(903): View more from Texas

Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!

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(518): View more from New York

He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.

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