She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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