He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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