OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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