Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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