I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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