he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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