what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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