Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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