Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
