Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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