She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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