I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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