Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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