Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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