i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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