No awkward lesbian experiences without me
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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