So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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