Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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