i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
