I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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