My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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