you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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