yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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